I'm not trying to sell anything. I'm trying to steal it. I want everyone I encounter to know I'm a decent person, raising decent children. Heck, just the other day I changed a flat tire along the highway for an elderly couple heading down to the Mayo Clinic for something or other. Poor old fella was reading the manual just trying to find the spare tire. I'll admit it took me a few minutes myself.
Anyway, I often have brilliant strokes of, well, brilliance when I'm away from my emblogging machine, then I promptly forget them and never get them posted. I'm hereby making a committment to make mental or physical notes to myself and get them up here.
1. A t-shirt (most of my ideas are t-shirts, and I usually envision myself wearing them at the State Fair) with the following on the back:
Danger: Atheist!
May attempt to eat your baby.
Does the absurdity let the sarcasm shine through, or will this simply horrify the gentle Minnesotans I pass by, gnawing on a buttery ear of corn?